Just for fun.
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– I bought something from you last week, and I'm very disappointed.
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– Oh yeah? What's the problem?
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– Yeah, well, my blackberry is not working.
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– What's the matter, it run out of juice?
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– No, no, it's completely frozen!
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– Oh, yeah, I can see that.
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I tell you what: let's try it on orange.
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– That's got a few black spots, you see...
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– Oh, dear, yes. Sorry about that.
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– Well, is there anything I can do to get my blackberry working?
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– Well, could be an application issue.
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Where'd you store that Blackberry?
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– Well, it was on my desktop.
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– Well, you could try using a mouse to drag the blackberry to the trash.
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Then after you've done that,
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you might wanna launch the blackberry from the desktop.
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– Well, I've already tried that a few times.
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I mean, all it did was mess up windows.
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– Well, it might be worth waiting a couple of weeks.
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They've got the latest blackberries coming in then.
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– Well, could you give me a date?
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– Let me put that date in my diary.
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– Anything else I can help you with?
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– Yes, yes. I've also got a problem, to be honest,
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– Oh, dear, oh, dear. That is an old apple, isn't it?
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– Yeah. – When'd you buy that?
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– Last week? They've brought out two new apples since then!
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What's the problem with it?
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– Well, I tried to put my dongle in it...
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And how big's your dongle?
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– Well, I don't know much about these things,
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but my wife's seen a few dongles in her time...
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and she says a little bit on the small side.
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– Well, I'm afraid there's not a lot I can do about that.
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Tell you what: let me try booting it.
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Anything else I can help you with?
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– Well, funnily enough, yes.
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My grandson's birthday's soon. – Oh, yeah.
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– Now, he's already got an apple and a blackberry.
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I mean, have you got anything else that he might just like?
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– Well, we're doing a special offer on these.
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I mean, I can't make head or tail of them,
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but the kids seem to like them.
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– Oh yeah? – "Eggs box," £3.60.